Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Queen of the "Office": Heather


Congrats to Heather for winning the inaugural Courtside Office quote contest. (Honorable mention to Scanson, though he was disqualified for not giving a quote). So in honor of Heather and her uncanny ability to make me laugh while remembering hilarious Office moments, here is a blog post dedicated to Heather.

Things that rhyme with Heather:
Feather
Weather
Tether

My favorite Heather moment:
When she saved me from getting arrested for trying to pump gas in Portland.

Colors that look good on Heather:
Red
Blue
Yellow
All Combinations of the Above

Person That Reminds Me of Pam Beasley:
Heather

Person Most Likley to Get an Invitation to My Birthday Party:
Chuck Norris and Heather

A Poem about Heather:
Good day my dear Heather,
The wind whispers like a feather,
Why did you choose that man to which to tether?


(Sorry, that isn't meant to be a dig at Zeb. Zeb is da bomb)

Congrats again Heather and thanks for going above and beyond with your Office quote.

By the way, for those of you planning a tribute post to someone, there is a fine line between a tribute and sounding like a stalker.